Ouija Board Sweatshirt — "Hold On, I’m Texting My Dad" Paranormal Humor Crewneck

This cozy crewneck brings tongue-in-cheek spooky humor to everyday wear. A richly detailed ouija-board graphic sits front and center, its moonlit blues and ornate lettering contrasted by a cheeky caption: “HOLD ON, I’M TEXTING MY DAD.” The result feels like late-night paranormal joking with friends — casual, slightly irreverent, and unexpectedly warm. Wear it to low-key hangouts, spooky movie nights, or when you want an easy conversation starter that reads like a wink rather than a shout. The midweight fabric and classic cut keep the mood relaxed, while the option for embroidered placement gives a subtle, elevated touch when you want something less loud. Product features - Midweight 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting seams - No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste - Embellishment options: embroidery on left/center/large center chest and wrists; DTG/DTF printing methods used for graphics and labels - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; complies with safety and chemical standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron